So I don't know what the fuck's wrong with my brain, but whenever I have a sex dream I'm a guy (with a great dick) and I'm fucking chicks who aren't in to it (or who have no presence of mind). It's getting annoying.

This morning I had a dream that I was going through someplace just fucking different chicks I came across. In public spaces. Like I was testing them out while other people gauged my interest.

They had bodies (that felt rather good to penetrate) that weren't actually organically human. Kinda like...things made to look and feel like real women. They could move too; they weren't stiff or doll like. They did just stand in place though. Anyway, I fucked several of 'em. Forced one down to the ground and hit it from the back. She had a fat ass and thighs.

Then at the end of the dream I was a girl again (I think?) and I was getting shit tons of free designer swag and I ran in to Tony Revolori in a big, fancy, artisanal indoor market/grocer type place.