Did you guys know that Jesus HAD A BONER WHEN HE DIED?!

More accurately, a post mortem priapism (also called "angel lust" or a death erection).

Many renaissance paintings of Christ on the cross even included that detail, but the Catholic church swept them under the rug for hundreds of years.

I was doing some reading about things our bodies CAN do after we die, and I learned some really interesting stuff.