"If your life is anything like the show 'Girls', please kill yourself."
Justin McElroy"What am love?"
Good question: The answer ..."What am love?"
Lord Byron“She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that's best of dark and bright,
Meet in the aspect of her eyes...”
Stephen King, Storm of the Century“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered,
There's just something about you that pisses me off.”
Janice Atkinson, MEPGender Politics Isn't Fact, It's a Feeling and Quite Frankly, Barking.
Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
"Everything works until it doesn't."
Natural Resources Defense CouncilUS citizens that make up just four percent of global population account for more than 20 percent of global [toilet] tissue consumption.
In a White House press conference held in Quebec, after the 1944 conference, Winston Churchill dodged a leading question: “What do you think of the United States?” by replying: “Toilet paper too thin, newspapers too fat.”
Hurt"If I could start again/A million miles away/I will keep myself/I will find a way"
From a teeshirtEmployee A: Hi, what department do you work in?
Employee B: BDSM
Strange humor websiteDid you know that if you take every capillary, artery and vein from a human and stretch them out end to end.....it is really gross.
Cardi B"A ho never gets cold."
YESHHHHH ^^
Y’all could guess what day it is for muahhh
MC (Mariah Carey)"First of all don't round up. If you're going to round, round down. I don't count years but I definitely rebuke them - I have anniversaries, not birthdays because I celebrate life, darling,"
Y’all could guess what day it is for muahhh
Dr. Strangelove, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb""Mein Fuhrer!
...I can walk!"
meDon't allow yourself to lose sight of you with other ppl's shit. You'll end up like nick carraway from the Great Gatsby
I fucking hated that book. I hated The Awakening too. And Rebecca.
i don't like it either but for some odd reaosn my head went there
IcanhascheeseburgerWhy doesn't Microsoft sort the trash?
That black lady from that Vine"You shouldn't uh sucked the nigga dick for free."
legendary Venezuelan leader Simon Bolivar, otherwise known as ‘El Liberator’“Ignorant people, are the blind instrument of their own destruction.”
Historical Note: This week is 50 years since Charles de Gaulle stepped down as President of France. Very little if anything was ever mentioned in my US history classes regarding de Gaulle. The short biography of de Gaulle by Neil Clark in the spoiler is an interesting read.Charles de Gaulle, in response to Clemenceau's jibe that war was too serious a matter to be left to the military, was "Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians."
50 years on, the world, and not just France, still misses Charles de Gaulle By Neil Clark
Miss Doris Day"I've never met an animal I didn't like, and I can't say the same thing about people."
April 3, 1922 ~ May 13, 2019
Obviously, Miss Day did not met my neighbor's doberman (Arizona, Phoenix) - A really Nasty and untrained, aggressive dog.
me. I gotta say itooo said:
Whatever you wanna say, say it. Don't be afraid. Just say it. Tell it to them. You only live once, remember that.
Tim Conway"I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it."
December 15, 1933 ~ May 14, 2019
Lost another good one today. I was a big fans of his as well.
"The loneliest people are the kindest,
the saddest people smile the brightest,
and the most damaged people are the wisest.
All because they don't wish to see others suffer like they do." - Anonymous
the saddest people smile the brightest,
and the most damaged people are the wisest.
All because they don't wish to see others suffer like they do." - Anonymous
That's that quote people always make those anime memes about.
It's a good quote though.
It's a good quote though.
Cheesburger tweet collection.My dad just showed me a 20 minute power point presentation of why I should always wear a condom during sex.....all the slides were pictures of me
cheezburgerIf I learned anything from video games, if you are encountering enemies, you are going in the right direction.
meAll we can all do is try. In this life, we are living. In our minds, we are trying. We can’t not feel pain, kind of like we can’t not feel joy, and I think we all have things we want to do, and it’s about finding balance, and trying to keep your head up. Perhaps nothing will be guaranteed, but it’s up to the individual to simply try their best to set reminders. And there are times, maybe a lifetime, that you aren’t ok, whether you are filled w anxiety, lying a big pinocchio to yourself, flooded w suicide, sad and hopeless, angry and desirable for death, and that’s ok too, cuz wanna know something? Can we really strive to be “ picture perfect”? “True forever happiness” isn’t even real sometimes. All these feelings come in a variety of different ratios. The little things that makes us squeal are beautiful and lovely. Sometimes events make us desire death. And we can choose to work with it, or just fall in deep and unpack there. But nonetheless, we are only human.
eclimial
about 5 years ago