In Living ColorYo mama's so fat, after sex she smokes turkeys.
Literally the funniest Yo Mama joke, and one of funniest jokes in general, I have ever heard.
-Mr.peanutbutterWhy did the chicken cross the road?
Because everyone wanted to know why he did it.
Why did the chicken walk back and stop in front of a car?
The people on the other side were the same.
18-6-2019
My new favorite Brit/Aussie slang term."He's a real Bobby Dazzler, 'im."
-Mr.peanutbutterMy life is like ice cream.
It's melting.
24-6-2019
Mod Edit:
-Mr.peanutbutterWhy does an idiot with sleeping problems take a frying pan to bed?
To hit himself in the head and fall asleep.
25-6-2018
1. That's kinda not what this thread is for.
2. No double posting within 24 hours.
2. No double posting within 24 hours.
Ass, cash, or grass; no one rides for free.
Created a new oneotaku_emmy said:
1. That's kinda not what this thread is for.
Thought it was possible because it was technically spread out between two days :Iotaku_emmy said:
2. No double posting within 24 hours.
The post you made before the last said "12 hours ago", and we don't really count it like one day vs. another. 12 hours is 12 hours.Mr.peanutbutter said:
Thought it was possible because it was technically spread out between two days :I
Making a post at 11 PM and then following that with another at 11 AM, for example, doesn't count as a day, or 24 hour period.
“It’s just pathetic to give up on something before you even give it a shot.” – Reiko Mikami
“Every journey begins with a single step. We just have to have patience.” – Milly Thompson
“The ticket to the future is always open.” – Vash The Stampede
“Every journey begins with a single step. We just have to have patience.” – Milly Thompson
“The ticket to the future is always open.” – Vash The Stampede
Song of Songs 8:7Many waters cannot quench love;
rivers cannot sweep it away.
Life is a bitch and she is back in heat.
I came to kick as and chew bubble gum and I am all out of bubble gum.
They live. (1988), directed by John Carpenter.The world needs a wake up call and we are going to phone it in.
Oh, the torment bred in the race, the grinding scream of death and the stroke that hits the vein, the heamorrhage none can staunch, the grief, the curse no man can bear.
But there is a cure in the house and not outside it, no, not from others but from them, their bloody strife. We sing to you, dark gods beneath the earth.
Now hear, you blissful powers underground - answer the call, send help. Bless the children, give them triumph now.
Aeschylus, The Libation Bearers
If you want to know where i found these, they were written on one of the fist pages of Harry Potter and the deathly hallows.Death is but crossing the world, as friends do the seas; they live in one another still. For they must needs to be present, that love and live in that which is omnipresent. In this divine glass they see face to face; and their converse is free, as well as pure. This is the comfort of friends, that though they may be said to die, yet their friendship and society are, in the best sense, ever present, because immortal.
William Penn, More fruits of Solitude
One of many cute signs on the walls of a Gourmet Coffee Shop.лобок вор, но быстр и топор
(The thief was fast and agile, but the hatchet faster.}
A Silent Voice“Friendship is something ...that defies both words and logic.”
“Take a chance you stupid hoe” - Gwen stefani
“My menstrual cramps was throwing up gang signs” - Landon Romano
Omg I’m deeeaaad 😂
Omg I’m deeeaaad 😂
mattiasc02 said:
Omg I’m deeeaaad 😂
4-10-2019
Omg I’m deeeaaad 😂
-Mr.peanutbutterLive a little.
4-10-2019
George SantayanaThose who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it
If common sense was lard, most people wouldn't be able to grease a pan.
From a blog about learning EnglishWhy does my nose run but my feet smell?
In a race again others, sometime it's better to cheat than to play fair
Life taught me those.At times it's better to be quick and do a half-ass job on something than to be slow and being able to complete something at all
Thought crime doesn't seem that far, I never had the habit of reading books, 1984 looks like a good chance to start.George Orwell said:
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Dale CarnegieDo the thing you fear to do and keep on doing it… that is the quickest and surest way ever yet discovered to conquer fear.
Octavia St. LaurentI think all men are dogs. I honestly do. You know, every man starts barking sooner or later.
William Cobdena watched pot never boils
Truer words to live by.
Zack Fox, "Jesus Is The One (I Got Depression)"I wanna get a whip and crash it into white-owned businesses
I remember love. But it feels so foreign now.
If you want to change the world, you do it one step at a time. The first step is to change the man in the mirror.
Hector NavarroAnyone can draw big boobs, but who can draw a supportive spine?
"Captain" (Strother Martin), Cool Hand LukeSome men you just can't reach.
Kiho
almost 5 years ago