Or you can be like:

"ISN'T THIS AMERICA?! AREN'T I FREE TO WEAR WHAT I WANT?! AREN'T I SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE EXPRESS MYSELF IN THIS COUNTRY?! WHAT'S NEXT, ARE YOU GONNA TELL AMARA SHE CAN'T WEAR HER HIJAB?! OR THAT ADITYA CAN'T WEAR HIS TURBAN?! AND JAKE'S PRIDE SHIRT?! THIS IS OPPRESSION! THIS IS UNLAWFUL! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"